mixedican:

novitiate2017:

Men get pegged

completelyinfallible:

me first entering a dungeon for an item vs me not getting the item after the 50th attempt

trash-bot:

6qubed:

southernsideofme:

sorry to hear about the car :(

gofundme to get the guy a new car

ramen-hamster:

krissanthimum:

SJSHDJSKSAKDS????

WIG???

yelverton:

“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”

fruiteatingwhore:

not to flex but i never saw la la land

sonira:

calliedope:

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID

#i had no idea this was about pokemon when i first read it i just thought that this poor individual was rolling downhill on rollerskates and asking tumblr for help

weirdness-is-good:

johnegbertfromtv:

x-deer-teeth-x:

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

thebootydiaries:

him: she’s probably thinking about another guy…

me: ants be like……*ant noise* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

cursedcatimages: